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A few days ago in Brazil, a tweet hashtag, #ditaduragay, was raised to the Twitter trending topics. “Ditatura gay” means “gay dictatorship” and is a common term in Brazil for “omg, I’m so oppressed because they won’t let me be horribly homophobic”.

Nevertheless, in spite of the fact that hashtag #ditaduragay was brought up by conservative Christians, it was quickly bombed by queers with satirical tweets. For your pleasure, a translated compilation of the best ones:

When the #gaydictatorship comes, baby girls will know how to play the guitar as soon as they are born. (by @cups_)

When the #gaydictatorship comes, the “Like” button will be replaced by “It’s fabulous!”. (by @heineca)

When the #gaydictatorship comes, the every woman’s car will be a truck. (by @brenewday)

When the #gaydictatorship comes, the National Anthem will be replaced by “Born this way”. (by @capsluc4as)

and finally the #1:

When the #gaydictatorship comes, all police sirens will be replaced by christina aguillera (by @rodriogs)

[via nicolasibarra]

fuckyeahhardfemme:

Loki Laufeyson is best known as the God of Mischief, but he is much more. He is one of the three Gods who gifted humankind with life. He is the God of the Hearthfire, a place more commonly held by Goddesses in other pantheons. He is the mother of Sleipnir, Odin’s eight-legged stead. Some of His other children include Fenrir, the World-Eating Wolf; Jörmungandr, the Midgard-Serpent; and Hel, the Giantess-Goddess of the Underworld. Most interesting and least known, however, is that Loki is the patron God of Ergi, or, Unmanly Behavior. Ergi includes a wide array of attributes and activities, from cross-dressing to receiving anal penetration. Also of interest, argr, the adjectival form of ergi, also translates in modern usage as angry or annoyed. In conclusion, Loki is (one of) the patron God(s/esses) of Hard Femme.

(submitted by detectivepunchymchitsthings)

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